KMAC in South Africa: Guess what happened here?

Quotes

'Are you a little bit devastated?'

'HOWTODIE WI' DRAPT EGG'

'You will basically have to throw bits of paper at the children'

'It's like a marriage without the sex'

'Seep. Seepage.'

'I just know words.'

Alright, Cambridge?'

'I look like the wild woman of Borneo!'

'Let me show you something...this is a tin.'

'Flies or Egg? Beans or Death?'

'I am the DECIDER!'

'How did Etienne know that log would float?'

'Do you want me to cut your mouldy cheese with my maggot knife?'

'Booooooo, NO!'

'But I thought a machete was a machine gun?'